Oh dear...

This isn't what I would normally post on but after hearing a spectacular tale of BAD FORM at my local cafe this afternoon I felt compelled. If you feel the need for a quick romp in a bar or club's toilets go for it but don't use the middle cubicle - it's distracting for everyone. (Safely of course!) And going on what I heard people will offer to get you glasses of water thinking you are having a vom. But this is the kicker - don't ask the bar staff to clean said cubicle afterwards.